Special Agent Profile:

Codename:
thumper

Date of Birth:
12/12/2007 (12:03 am)

  Date             Age              Weight               Length 
12/12/07        day 1           6 lbs 5 oz         19.0 inches
12/13/07        day 2           6 lbs 0 oz         19.0 inches
12/14/07        day 3           6 lbs 2 oz         19.0 inches
12/17/07        day 6           6 lbs 3 oz         19 1/2 inches
12/20/07        week 2         6 lbs 7 oz         19 1/2 inches
12/27/07        week 3         7 lbs 2 oz         20 1/4 inches
01/10/08        week 5         8 lbs 11 oz       21 3/4 inches
02/11/08        week 9         11 lbs 10 oz      23 1/2 inches
03/28/08        week 16       14 lbs  5 oz       25 1/4 inches
05/16/08        week 23       15 lbs 13 oz      25 1/4 inches
06/20/08        week 28       16 lbs 11 oz      26 3/4 inches
09/22/08        week 42       17 lbs 15 oz      28 3/4 inches
01/09/09        week 56       21 lbs 08 oz      30 3/4 inches
03/12/09        month 15     22 lbs 03 oz      31 1/2 inches
12/15/09        month 24     27 lbs 00 oz      34 1/2 inches

Other names subject has been known to respond to:
rykan-baby, cutie-pie, pig-pie

Has the capability of turning into a deadly, unstoppable weapon in a matter of seconds because:
Subject possesses surprisingly loud and long-ranged vocal cords

May be easily terminated in a matter of seconds because:
Subject is still a newborn and in learning/developmental stages

Current Project:
By Day - Eat, sleep, laugh, play
By Night - Eat, sleep, laugh, play

Level of Common Sense / Street-Smarts:
(pending)

Level of Intelligence / Book-Smarts:
(pending)

Identifiable Habits:
Enjoys eating, sleeping, laughing, and playing

Enjoys:
Eating, sleeping, laughing, and playing

Dislikes:
The bassinet

May mesmerize other agents with:
His baby face and innocent demeanor

Odd Quirks:
Subject is pretty gassy

One-Word Summary:
pig-pie