Special Agent Profile:

Codename:
Ikki

Height:
5`8"

Weight:
163 lbs

Other names subject has been known to respond to:
Silly Monkey / Paul

Has the capability of turning into a deadly, unstoppable weapon in a matter of seconds because:
Subject possesses incredibly good looks.

May be easily terminated in a matter of seconds because:
One word summarizes it up: Bandit

Current Project:
You mean besides checking out Tech Bargains and playing online minature golf?

Level of Common Sense / Street-Smarts:
Pretty Good.

Level of Intelligence / Book-Smarts:
I didn't know books could be smart. Can they laugh and dance too?

Identifiable Habits:
Enjoys belly rubs (rubbing people's bellies and being the recipient of rubs) or anything dealing with bellies and actions that are of the "rubbing" nature.

Enjoys:
Cooking, eating, working, and working out.

Dislikes:
Tardiness.

May mesmerize other agents with:
His incredibly good looks. (Didn't I already mention that part before?)

Odd Quirks:
None identified. Subject is perfectly and absolutely "normal" in all senses of the word; anyone who says otherwise can meet me 'out back' (or 'out front' or 'step outside' or wherever you prefer to be introduced to the back of my hand).

Word of advice to Florence from past suitors:
Get him while you can.

Will drive other agents daffy because:
(Subject won't.)

Design Flaws:
Subject`s Response - "I don't got me no stinkin' flaws."
Father`s Response - "Subject needs a lesson in grammar and to learn to be more gentleman-like in the presence of fine, young ladies like the Almighty Florence."
Mother`s Response - "Subject needs to sleep more; spend more time resting instead of surfing the web, playing golf online, trying to 'beat' his latest score."

One-Word Summary:
Huh?