Special Agent Profile:

Codename:
chanberry

Height:
5`8"

Weight:
115 lbs

Other names subject has been known to respond to:
Hey / Miss / Madam / Baller / Shorty / Charming / Genius / Retard / Nerd / Dork / Geek / Spaz

Has the capability of turning into a deadly, unstoppable weapon in a matter of seconds because:
Subject has single-handedly mastered the unique art of being a bump on a log.

May be easily terminated in a matter of seconds because:
Subject has single-handedly mastered the unique art of being a bump on a log.

Current Project:
By Day - Infiltrate a leading biotech company in California while posing as a Mundane Worker Bee
By Night - Fight Crime.

Level of Common Sense / Street-Smarts:
None Found.

Level of Intelligence / Book-Smarts:
Exemplary Level. May entertain others with hours upon hours of bedazzling discussion regarding new and exciting theories related to Cognitive Science, Neuroscience, Computer Science, and Artificial Intelligence.

Identifiable Habits:
Posseses an odd passion for fruit. Tends to burst into laughter at the most inappropriate moments (i.e. someone falling down, the misfortunes of others, clouds in the sky).

Enjoys:
Driving people batty.

Dislikes:
Uncreative, mindless drones who possess no sense of humor and cannot take subject`s sarcastic nature.

May mesmerize other agents with:
Her feisty, wiley ways, dashing good looks, charming smile, adventurous stories, unmatchable wit, nonsensical rationale, and seemingly intelligent persona.

Odd Quirks:
Cannot resist passing by big, fluffy objects (i.e. stuffed animals, feathered pillows, plush couches) without giving objects a strong, malicious, right-handed punch while sporting an unmistakeably sadistic grin and giggling maniacally.

Word of advice to Paul from past suitors:
If not properly watered and fed, subject may experience abnormal bouts of restlessness and wander about aimlessly in search of food. If lost or misplaced, one may often find the subject roaming about town during all hours of the night (not day). Subject posseses the uncanny ability to sleep like a SuperCrajehEightBallStyle Sleeping Machine (for days and days on end without food or water). Kicking or beating subject`s much-loved pet cat (Bandit) right in front of subject`s face is also not highly recommended. Do so at your own discretion OR in one of the following two possible scenerios:
1. - In her absence.
2. - In front of her face right before she drop-kicks your crazy butt. (NOTE - If caught kicking Bandit in front of subject`s face, be prepared to face dire [and sometimes deadly] consequences. Do so only at your own risk.)

Will drive other agents daffy because:
Subject will sometimes refer to herself as "subject" while making absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Design Flaws:
Subject`s Response - "Eh? What flaws?"
Father`s Response - "Subject needs to get out of the house more often and quit being a bump on a log."
Mother`s Response - "Subject needs to stay home more often like a bump on a log and quit going out, staying up til all hours in the night."

One-Word Summary:
WYSIWYG - (Computer Science Lingo)
Pronounced - "Wiz Eee Wig".
Translation - "What You See Is What You Get".